About five years ago, my family and I took a vacation to the beach. One night, feeling particularly horny I decided to take a late night stroll along the shore. I walked for about ten minuets when I saw a gleaming outline basking in the moonlight. Feeling a bit scandalous I called out to the figure (which I had already decided was a beautiful woman waiting for me to stick my cock inside of her.) I called out to her many times only to receive no reply from her. I decided that maybe she was playing hard to get, so I walked up intending to lay down with her. Once I was about five feet away from her I realized that it was not a her at all. The moonlight revealed to me a the decaying corpse of a washed up dolphin. At this point my dick was already hard from the excitement of stumbling upon a basking beauty on the beach, so I decided there was only one thing to do. I sprinted back to beach-side condo and rummaged through the medicine cabinet for some Vaseline. Once I had the lubricant in my possession I high tailed it back to the dolphin corpse and began lubing the blowhole of this decaying sea-mammal as quickly as possible. (daylight was fast approaching and I wanted to get in as many oragasms as possible) I ended up cumming a total of three times before the early morning beach patrol took me into custody. I was then sent to Oregon State Mental Hospital where I am currently writing this from.
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