First Glazed Donut

I've been openly gay for a while now, but I was in the closet in college. One day, one of the guys in my fraternity suggested we played "Glazed Donut." I was all for it, but to try and hide my gayness, I kept saying "no, no, that's totally gay." We ended up playing it anyway and with all those cocks around, I was already rock hard. I didn't know whether I should finish first or last, because if I finished first they might make fun of me. I finished last and felt so lucky because that donut was drenched in jizz. I tried my best to pretend to be grossed out, but inside I was the happiest person ever. I ate the whole donut, jizz and all. It was the most delicious thing I'd ever tasted. To this day, I'll still go to Krispy Kreme, buy a donut, take it home, and spray all over it before I take a bite.